i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost
and she’s just like
well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit
"go get a job"
i’m a full time stay at home blogger excuse yourself
All I want in a boyfriend is someone who won’t touch me or talk to me, but who periodically checks in to see if I’m okay and brings me food whenever I ask.
A waiter. I just realized I’m looking for a waiter.
I’m so hipster… u probably haven’t heard of my favorite band… glee cast
my hobbies include pretending to text so i dont have to talk to you
*gets anon hate from the dog with a blog*
the most important thing is to believe in yourself and also aliens
people think that i am cruel but really i have the heart of a child. 4 or 5 of them actually i collect them.
You know she regrets this lmao
It’s your juicy jewel of flavor, Ring Pop!
WATCH THE FUCKING VIDEO
THE VIDEO MAKES THIS POST 94829383x BETTER THAN IT ALREADY IS OHMY GOD
OH MY FUCK I REMEMBER THIS I NEVER REALIZED IT WAS HER
i dropped my apple in the toilet
did you decide oh im going to the bathroom better bring an apple with me
why is there a cat
he was helping
me walking into school