Let's pretend I know what I'm doing

reginamas:

i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost

and she’s just like

well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit

ugly:

"go get a job"

i’m a full time stay at home blogger excuse yourself

coffeebuddha:

coffeebuddha:

All I want in a boyfriend is someone who won’t touch me or talk to me, but who periodically checks in to see if I’m okay and brings me food whenever I ask.

A waiter. I just realized I’m looking for a waiter.

makingyoucry:

Lol

breakfastburritoe:

I’m so hipster… u probably haven’t heard of my favorite band… glee cast

twerkys:

my hobbies include pretending to text so i dont have to talk to you

is michelle obama real

slloths:

*gets anon hate from the dog with a blog*

chessys:

the most important thing is to believe in yourself and also aliens

cookingmamas:

people think that i am cruel but really i have the heart of a child. 4 or 5 of them actually i collect them.

surprisebitch:

timelordblogging:

allofmylovetess:

dlubes:

clarknokent:

You know she regrets this lmao

watch the whole video. no way she does.

It’s your juicy jewel of flavor, Ring Pop!

WATCH THE FUCKING VIDEO


THE VIDEO MAKES THIS POST 94829383x BETTER THAN IT ALREADY IS OHMY GOD

OH MY FUCK I REMEMBER THIS I NEVER REALIZED IT WAS HER

surprisebitch:

timelordblogging:

allofmylovetess:

dlubes:

clarknokent:

You know she regrets this lmao

watch the whole video. no way she does.

It’s your juicy jewel of flavor, Ring Pop!

WATCH THE FUCKING VIDEO

THE VIDEO MAKES THIS POST 94829383x BETTER THAN IT ALREADY IS OHMY GOD

OH MY FUCK I REMEMBER THIS I NEVER REALIZED IT WAS HER

alltimeboners:

trencherrr:

alltimeboners:

thisworldisfucked:

alltimeboners:

alltimeboners:

i dropped my apple in the toilet

image

did you decide oh im going to the bathroom better bring an apple with me

basically yes

why is there a cat 

he was helping

bunsen:

me walking into school

bunsen:

me walking into school