Let's pretend I know what I'm doing
Star Signs
Aries: says weird shit but makes you laugh soemhow
Taurus: makes posts on fb that make them seem like an old person
Gemini: way too excited abt everything
Cancer: acts like tough shit but they rly a kitten w/ insecurities
Leo: everyone loves them
Virgo: loves puns (new years sex)
Libra: cutie with a booty
Scorpio: attention seeking loser
Sagittarius: hottie that makes gr9 jokes
Capricorn: thinks they know everything
Aquarius: blackmails everyone
Pisces: overly friendly
onlytwitterpics:

The motto

onlytwitterpics:

The motto

noirbettie:

dandehaane:

if u are scared or worried or stressed please just remember that even if you mess up super badly, doggies on the street will still tug on their owners when u walk by because they wanna say hello to u so badly

This is legitimately comforting.
kireinahana:

spoken-not-written:

stunningpicture:

When radiologists take a selfie

dead

Wait I’ve seen this

kireinahana:

spoken-not-written:

stunningpicture:

When radiologists take a selfie

dead

Wait I’ve seen this

kireinahana:

thirp:

I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

Nevermind this is it

kireinahana:

thirp:

I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

Nevermind this is it

pastel-velvet:

My drink (;

pastel-velvet:

My drink (;

weiweipon:

returnofpowerbastard:

this dog is that character you think is evil but actually has a heart of gold

image

mayhemiia:

I just want to reblog this eVERYDAY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE

queerhawkeye:

buffy, the vampire slayer + tumblr text posts

(or sadly i couldn’t find a good text post about threesomes and conquering the world, that’s why i chose that one for the vampire trio)

iconenthusiast:

luisgpiercing:

jordibaby:

thegrifter:

paddyfuckinmcconville:

tastefullyoffensive:

Name Improvements for Everyday Stuff [x]

Previously: Crazy Ideas That Are Borderline Genius

Brought to you by Tom Haverford.

Horse tornado!

😹😹

Sand moose! I’m dying!!!

are we going to ignore spray scream?

runningoncoals:

I am literally both of them at the same time

omgahalucinatorypieceofbaconblog:

221bontheenterprise:

cheyennecc:

raspuma:










Scientists examine a 15-year-old girl who lived in the Inca Empire, then was sacrificed and remained frozen for 500 years….Unearthed in 1999 from the 22,000-foot summit of Mount Llullaillaco, a volcano 300 miles west of here near the Chilean border, their frozen bodies were among the best preserved mummies ever found, with internal organs intact, blood still present in the heart and lungs, and skin and facial features mostly unscathed. No special effort had been made to preserve them. The cold and the dry, thin air did all the work. They froze to death as they slept, and 500 years later still looked like sleeping children, not mummies.










 This is “the maiden” and she is extraordinary. After a CAT scan or two it was determined that she had tuberculosis. Do you know what this means?!?!? It means that tuberculosis was a preexisting condition and not initially brought over to the Americas by Europeans. WOW

i like her shoes

Of all the fucking things to comment

omgahalucinatorypieceofbaconblog:

221bontheenterprise:

cheyennecc:

raspuma:

Scientists examine a 15-year-old girl who lived in the Inca Empire, then was sacrificed and remained frozen for 500 years….
Unearthed in 1999 from the 22,000-foot summit of Mount Llullaillaco, a volcano 300 miles west of here near the Chilean border, their frozen bodies were among the best preserved mummies ever found, with internal organs intact, blood still present in the heart and lungs, and skin and facial features mostly unscathed. No special effort had been made to preserve them. The cold and the dry, thin air did all the work. They froze to death as they slept, and 500 years later still looked like sleeping children, not mummies.

 This is “the maiden” and she is extraordinary. After a CAT scan or two it was determined that she had tuberculosis. Do you know what this means?!?!? It means that tuberculosis was a preexisting condition and not initially brought over to the Americas by Europeans. WOW

i like her shoes

Of all the fucking things to comment

tessaviolet:

bekah-bo0m:

broccoleafveins:

Ye olde Windows screen savers.

I FEEL OLD

childhood video games

vvankinq:

jared-paddlefish:

medical-mechanicas:

kawaiisquad:

u dun fucked up

u know he dead

he know he dead