Let's pretend I know what I'm doing

spookymrsboo:

notforbreakfast:

The Hauntening

A little creepy humor to brighten your Thursday :)

How to Play ‘Hide and Seek Alone’

butteryellow-brolly:

Step One: Take a doll.
Step Two: Punch yourself in thE FACE BECAUSE WHY WOULD YOU EVEN WANT TO PLAY THIS WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO SUMMON SPIRITS AND PISS THEM OFF NO SIR YOU PUNCH YOURSELF IN THE FACE NOW

lordnarwhal:

thatjellybean:

ryuzaki21121:

lolzpicx:

The weirdest vintage Halloween costumes

They just straddle the line between silly and horrifying

cool as hell

the bottom one reminds me of maus

spookymrsboo:

10 Terrifying two-sentence horror stories

part 2 - part 3 - part 4

soldiersoftheuniverse:

lights-on-fire:

el-hotel-bella-muerte:

sunny-deanwinchester:

togifs:

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did you just

Visual grammar jokes are my favourite

soldiersoftheuniverse:

lights-on-fire:

el-hotel-bella-muerte:

sunny-deanwinchester:

togifs:

[via]

did you just

Visual grammar jokes are my favourite

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rvya:

that’s it. that’s the whole show.

leo-arcana:

jetblueivy:

drive thru employeesimage definitely image do notimage get paidimage enoughimage forimage this image shitimage they are sick of your nonsenseimage

the last guy wasn’t even phased omg

snapchatting:

itsmydarkesthour:

snapchatting:

mango? why not womango? end sexism now

womango make me a sandwich :P

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*looking at my legs*: Oh my god why
*looking at my stomach*: Oh my god why
*looking at my arms*: Oh my god why
*looking at my face*: Oh my god why
*trying to exercise*: Oh my god why
*eating shitty food*: Oh my god why
*weighing myself*: Oh my god why
*looking at my life*: Oh my god why
looking at my music taste: cool man

cooknut:

follow me, i’m a good reblogger

saxypone:

fuchsiamae:

dextronoms:

bitches-im-balin:

bigbigtruck:

krudman:

I love this

"you come here often?" "DWARVEN CRAAAFTS"

"hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven-"
"FAVOR THE BOW, EH? I’M A SWORD MAN MYSELF"

"hey let me buy you a drin-"
"LET ME GUESS: SOMEONE STOLE YOUR SWEET ROLL?"

"hey gorgeous-"
"I LIKE SHORTS! THEY’RE COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR!"

"hey beauti-""SOMETIMES, I DREAM ABOUT CHEESE"

saxypone:

fuchsiamae:

dextronoms:

bitches-im-balin:

bigbigtruck:

krudman:

I love this

"you come here often?"
"DWARVEN CRAAAFTS"

"hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven-"

"FAVOR THE BOW, EH? I’M A SWORD MAN MYSELF"

"hey let me buy you a drin-"

"LET ME GUESS: SOMEONE STOLE YOUR SWEET ROLL?"

"hey gorgeous-"

"I LIKE SHORTS! THEY’RE COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR!"

"hey beauti-"

"SOMETIMES, I DREAM ABOUT CHEESE"

disappears:

wish i could have someone to be adorable with 

pleatedjeans:

Effective on all varieties of jellyfish [x]

fancynancyadventures:

boosket:

necrotizingfaciitis:

baboushkat:

hi im a woman living in a post apocalyptic environment/desert island on a tv show and i have the smoothest armpits u have ever seen

hi im a woman in medieval times and my eyebrows r perfect and I have no leg hair

hello im a viking woman in a movie and i have a thin and trim waist and a huge rack and perfect eyeliner

Hi I’m a women in a world without power and I wake up with perfect curled hair