Step One: Take a doll.
Step Two: Punch yourself in thE FACE BECAUSE WHY WOULD YOU EVEN WANT TO PLAY THIS WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO SUMMON SPIRITS AND PISS THEM OFF NO SIR YOU PUNCH YOURSELF IN THE FACE NOW
The weirdest vintage Halloween costumes
They just straddle the line between silly and horrifying
cool as hell
the bottom one reminds me of maus
did you just
Visual grammar jokes are my favourite
that’s it. that’s the whole show.
drive thru employees definitely do not get paid enough for this shit they are sick of your nonsense
the last guy wasn’t even phased omg
mango? why not womango? end sexism now
womango make me a sandwich :P
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I love this
"you come here often?"
"hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven-"
"FAVOR THE BOW, EH? I’M A SWORD MAN MYSELF"
"hey let me buy you a drin-"
"LET ME GUESS: SOMEONE STOLE YOUR SWEET ROLL?"
"I LIKE SHORTS! THEY’RE COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR!"
"SOMETIMES, I DREAM ABOUT CHEESE"
wish i could have someone to be adorable with
hi im a woman living in a post apocalyptic environment/desert island on a tv show and i have the smoothest armpits u have ever seen
hi im a woman in medieval times and my eyebrows r perfect and I have no leg hair
hello im a viking woman in a movie and i have a thin and trim waist and a huge rack and perfect eyeliner
Hi I’m a women in a world without power and I wake up with perfect curled hair